Urban Dictionary

I have been meaning to write on here for the past few days, however every time I sit down at the computer I do not have time to delve into a recent event or fun story. With that said more than likely today I will be posting three posts (this being the first). I found this cool note on Facebook titled Urban Dictionary. Curious I looked to see what it contained and wrote one myself. Here is how it works:

Go to UrbanDictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1. Your name?
Amanda
- A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.

2. Your age?
21
-The age at which one is finally considered human.

3. One of your friends?
Maggie
-Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie! How cute!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".

4. What should you be doing?
Reading
-rich white town in mass dominated by: 
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family 
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns 
-the boy's hockey team and football team 
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money 
-golden retrievers

5. Favorite color?
Pink
-A colthing line by Victoria's Secret. It includes Panites, tank tops, shorts, bathing suits etc...

6. Hometown?
Pataskala
-Quite possibly the worse place on earth. It used to be quite a cute little country town, but it has been run to hell by a new breed we call Rich white trash. The pretend to be poor and ghetto, but mommy and daddy really pay for them to dress head to toe in Urban Styles. It's 20 miles away from columbus, and the high school is called Watkins Memorial. The only ones who love pataskala are the alumni of WMHS who dropped out of College and can't make any new friends outside of their little circle.

7. Month of your birthday?
July
-A month when mostly the hottest girls are born

8. Last person you talked to?
Mom
-The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else. 

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away. 

9. Where are you right now?
Dorm
-a bedroom, living room, and kitchen in a space about the size of most walk-in closets. roommate included free of charge.

10. Your nickname?
Peanut
-A cute person, used as a nickname to show affection

**Some of the first entries were inappropriate so I went with the 2nd choice :)

25 Random Things about me.....

So I have a facebook profile and the other day I was tagged in a note. This note was 25 random facts about my one friend. It was very interesting and my roommates and I started discussing what we would write and decided to do one as well. Listed below are my 25 random facts about me and I have added some others that I thought of afterwards.

1. I have naturally curly hair but most of my friends have never seen it that way. 

2. I am not spontaneous, hence why I don't typically act upon any opportunity. 

3. I save/collect pennies because their from my uncle in heaven. 

4. I have a busy schedule but if I have nothing planned or there's a snow day I can't find anything to do. 

5. I am a girly girl (love the color pink) that know how to use power tools (take that boy's scout leader). 

6. I read magazines backwards and twice (1st to look at pictures and 2nd to read the articles) 

7. My mom is above all my best friend and I can/do tell her anything/everything and she won't judge me. 

8. I have a security blanket that I call a pickle and to this day if I am sick, sad, or had a bad day I will grab it to comfort me. 

9. I sucked my thumb from infancy till I was in sixth grade. 

10. I sort things into any category (i.e. alphabetical, color, size, or shape) and I count (i.e. there are 808 metal washers in the green curtains in Mitchell Center) 

11. I am 100% terrified of heights. I even get nervous when someone else is on a ladder. 

12. To de-stress, I do crafts (bake, color, take pictures, scrapbook) 

13. When I wake up, I enjoy being quiet for at least an hour. 

14. I danced for 16 years and coached cheerleading and dance for at least six of those 16 years. 

15. I believe in God and try to go to church every Sunday. 

16. For my Barnes and Nobles job, I used to dress up as book characters (Winnie the Pooh, Clifford the Dog) 

17. I love to drive because I don't like sitting in the back seat. So if I drive I'm always up front. :) 

18. A child's laugh/giggle is one of my favorite sounds and a child's smiles is one of my favorite things. 

19. Don't give me a challenge you think I can't handle because I will do it and prolly 100% better than you thought. 

20. I love organizing and decorating. 

21. I love to fly and when around an airport, I get the itch to fly and want to hop on a plane right then. 

22. My occupation post grad school will be making a difference in children's lives. 

23. I apparently give good relationship advice (I wish I would just listen to it myself) 

24. I swear way too much and am trying to stop. 

25. If I were ever granted a free plastic surgery I wouldn't change my weight one bit, I would change the size of my calves ( I know you can't really do it but I'd try).

Some extras:

~ I own over 200 crayons, no joke.

~I have a mild obsession with OPI Nail Polish or any nail polish in general

~My favorite letter of the alphabet is A (not because it's the first letter of my name, but because I like how I can write it so many different ways).

~I have one fake tooth, you'll never guess which one 

What were you thinking?

So this past Wednesday as I was driving into my hometown I passed our local McDonald's and their sign outside caught my eye. It said: Try out Cappacinos. Now I thought this looked odd and I knew something was wrong but I couldn't figure it out. Then it hit me cappuccino was spelled wrong, way wrong. So I laughed to myself because I thought yes this is the epitome of my town, however now I am just embarrassed that it is spelled wrong because I drove past it yesterday and it still said the same thing with the misspelling. I was able to get a picture of it when I drove past it.