Urban Dictionary

I have been meaning to write on here for the past few days, however every time I sit down at the computer I do not have time to delve into a recent event or fun story. With that said more than likely today I will be posting three posts (this being the first). I found this cool note on Facebook titled Urban Dictionary. Curious I looked to see what it contained and wrote one myself. Here is how it works:

Go to UrbanDictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1. Your name?
Amanda
- A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.

2. Your age?
21
-The age at which one is finally considered human.

3. One of your friends?
Maggie
-Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie! How cute!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".

4. What should you be doing?
Reading
-rich white town in mass dominated by: 
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family 
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns 
-the boy's hockey team and football team 
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money 
-golden retrievers

5. Favorite color?
Pink
-A colthing line by Victoria's Secret. It includes Panites, tank tops, shorts, bathing suits etc...

6. Hometown?
Pataskala
-Quite possibly the worse place on earth. It used to be quite a cute little country town, but it has been run to hell by a new breed we call Rich white trash. The pretend to be poor and ghetto, but mommy and daddy really pay for them to dress head to toe in Urban Styles. It's 20 miles away from columbus, and the high school is called Watkins Memorial. The only ones who love pataskala are the alumni of WMHS who dropped out of College and can't make any new friends outside of their little circle.

7. Month of your birthday?
July
-A month when mostly the hottest girls are born

8. Last person you talked to?
Mom
-The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else. 

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away. 

9. Where are you right now?
Dorm
-a bedroom, living room, and kitchen in a space about the size of most walk-in closets. roommate included free of charge.

10. Your nickname?
Peanut
-A cute person, used as a nickname to show affection

**Some of the first entries were inappropriate so I went with the 2nd choice :)